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Sending a SAM is a simple process involving nothing more than following the prompts when you phone in. You will hear the first few seconds of the SAM before you confirm your order. You can also browse the first few seconds of SAMs on offer and make your choice on the phone line. Your SAM will be sent to the mobile number you enter straight away.

PLEASE NOTE
Greetings can only be sent to UK mobile phones.

Messages will not be sent to operator assisted messaging services.

Engaged or switched off phones, without a voicemail service, will be redialled three times over a 180 minute period.

Calls charged at £1.50 per minute (UK). Calls from some mobiles may be more. Calls should last no longer than 3 1/2 minutes to place an order. Please consult the person who pays bill before dialling.

 

 

New Voice Telegrams - spoof mobile phone calls!

Do you know someone that needs cheering up? or someone who needs bringing down a peg or two? or just someone who likes a good laugh? Then send them one of these spoof mobile phone calls!

Wind up your friends with HILARIOUS TELEGRAMS DELIVERED STRAIGHT TO THEIR MOBILE!

Code
Style Short Description
Listen
0948 Male Insult

Pathetic specimen of humanity...

0998 Female Insult

Hello!!...Freakshow...

1017 Male Gotcha You kicked my doggie!...
1018 Male Gotcha Is this the paper thief?...
1019 Male Gotcha A penis tattoo...
1020 Male Gotcha Swedish male stripper...
1040 Male Gotcha You match the description of a flasher...
1042 Male Gotcha I'm stuck in a playhouse...
1044 Male Gotcha Music too loud...
1050 Male Gotcha You've done a runner from a service station...
1056 Male Gotcha You got my daughter pregnant...
1064 Male Gotcha

Bring back the hotel towels...

1067 Male Gotcha

The taxman rings you...

1073 Male Gotcha You returned a personal video...
1078 Male Gotcha Free sample butt plugs...
1081 Male Gotcha You've been downloading porn...
1103 Female Gotcha Amazing attraction to you...
1107 Female Gotcha Hey you shmuck, where the hell are you?...
1109 Female Gotcha Family planning clinic with Herpes test...
1110 Female Gotcha Swedish massage...
1112 Female Gotcha Iona Sextoy calling with your slave name...
1114 Female Gotcha Thanks sooooo much for last night...
1323

SFX Sexy

Phwar...I'll have some of that...
1334 SFX Burp Eaten too much sir?...
1349 SFX Fart Say it with a fart...
1359 SFX Vomit Had a few last night did we?...
0326 Pierre Birthday Monumental wishes...
0426 Spy Birthday Over to celebrate...
0446 Spy Hi Message from secret pen phone...
0507 Babe Birthday Naughty roving hands...
0522 Babe Hi i know what you're thinking...
0523 Babe Hi

Dripping wet and naked...

0526 Babe Hi Touching your base...
0578 Clubber Birthday Havin' it massive...
0659 The King Birthday Golden tonsils, fried peanut and jelly sandwiches...
0825 Mega Babe Hi oooooh, I was just thinking of you....
0376 Pierre Flirting Do you have any French in you?...
0379 Pierre Flirting The specials are today...
0383 Pierre I Love You Love...and football...
0390 Pierre Love Coupons Love slave...dishes not included...
0476 Spy I Love You Overpowered by the forces of love...
0479 Spy I Love You Miss Moneypenny thinks it's love...
0481 Spy Love Coupons Official MI5 undercover techniques...
0486 Spy Miss You Missions are no fun...
0547 Babe I Love You Read my lips...
0562 Babe thinking of you Little itch that needs to be scratched...
0628 Clubber I Love You Love ya and ya socks...
0629 Clubber I Love You More than a stiff vodka...
0709 The King Flirting Almost lookin' as good as the King...
0789 Teen Queen Flirting Suck face...
0794 Teen Queen I Love You Totally major crush...
0799 Teen Queen Love Coupon Narley backrub...
1185 Love Thought of the Day The greatest happiness in life...
1190 Love Thought of the Day To love and to be loved...
1194 Love Thought of the Day What takes place in our hearts...
1200 Love Thought of the Day A part of you has grown in me...
1205 Love Thought of the Day Love keeps no record...
1206 Love Thought of the Day Love puts the fun together...